How to become a popular guy on the internet

by jaganath on November 29, 2007

The following ideas will help you getting on to the front page of a social networking website like Digg. Guaranteed. 

  1. Create a calorie calculator application for the jail broken iPhones. (It will make it to the front page of Digg with a title like “Finally, AMAZING calorie calculator application for iPhone [PICS]”)
  2. Write a bitching article about Vista’s poor performance as against Windows XP and Linux (“One year on and Vista is going down the drain!!”)
  3. Write a news article on how Ubuntu Linux is making inroads in Ethuvanian computers. (“Ethuvanian government selects Ubuntu over Vista for the 11 computers they are buying this fiscal”)
  4. Publish the photos of a hard drive from your father’s computer. (“This is how a 64MB hard drive used to look like [PICS]”)
  5. Create a dock replacement for Leopard OS. (“The best looking dock for the Leopard”)
  6. Write a news item about RIAA and MPAA’s anti-piracy measures. (“RIAA wants you to pay royalty for the song you hum while using the toilet”)
  7. Write a useless article like this and post it to Digg (“Top ten Linux commands for newbies”)

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